The real truth behind the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt is that marketing really does work. Much like the Slinky, Rubic’s Cube, and the Pet Rock, Three Wolf Moon will go down in “I owned that fad” history.
Of course, a few feeble minded idiots also though CD’s would pass inthe mist, as would cell phones (they are too bulky and expensive) and monster sized televisions. After all, who wants those humongous contraptions taking up all that space in the living room.. geez!
If I were to guess the true meaning of Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I would say it means it is gonna be a down right cold night….wasn’t that a song once…oh wait, that was Three Dog Night, name of a group. Now where did they fade off to? Hm, guess it was a fad too!
So crumpled in the bottom of my closet, next to my pet rock, and foam curlers and moon boot slippers is my Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Should put it into a time capsule.